Menopause Sucks in July

Today I heard from my publisher – Menopause Sucks will be released on July 8, 2008. I got so excited that I spontaneously burst into an authentic Zulu tribal celebration dance, which is interesting because I’ve never seen such a dance. However, I did attend many barn dances and hootenannies back in Wendell, Idaho.Anyway, I co-authored this book with bestselling author Joanne Kimes. In case you want to know what important topics are covered in this serious book, here’s a preview:Jumping Off Your Mood SwingHow to Milk Your Emotions to Get What You WantTender, Traveling TittiesCoping with ConstipationIncredible IncontinenceVexing Vaginal DrynessHow to Tell if You’re Forgetful or Heading for the Looney BinHow New Shoes Can Prevent Brain AtrophyHow to Talk Dirty and Go from Ice Queen to Horn Dog!Now You Can Sneeze, Fart, and Wet Your Pants – All at the Same Time!How to Survive Menopause without Killing AnyoneYahoo! It’s Time to Toss the Tampons and Burn the Birth Control Pills!Yes, those are just some of the interesting and enlightening subjects in this great literary work. You can pre-order the book on Amazon.com. Just click on the link at the left. Or, plan on coming to one of the premiere parties this summer. Schedule to be announced.