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Midlife Cabernet: You want Dinner EVERY Night?

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

I grew up on a farm, so dinner was thrown on the table after the chores were done. My mother’s weekly menu included baked hams, turkeys, beef roasts, and chickens accompanied with side dishes of mashed potatoes, gravy, creamed peas, buttered corn, bread, and cobbler. With ice cream. The quantity surpassed the quality, but we were not undernourished or skinny.

I worked outside the home when my kids were little, so dinner was whatever I could concoct before bedtime. “Look kids, we get chicken nuggets again tonight! Let’s arrange them in a marching band through the ketchup!” One evening all I could find was a pound of sausage so I made the ever-popular SOS – browned meat with flour and milk poured over toast. With an opened jar of peaches and some straggly carrots, we covered the four basic food groups.

Now my grown daughter is health conscious, and her children eat perfect portions of organic food. My granddaughter recently asked me if I had some kale, and I had to do a quick search on the Internet to discover what she meant. “No kale here, Sweetheart. Would you like a cookie?”

I don’t like having the pressure to be the best cook. With the right motivation or holiday, I can whip up a delicious prime rib roast or an authentic Italian chicken parmesan. But it’s the daily expectation of meals that really annoys me.

“You want dinner again tonight? What am I, a short order cook?”

Actually, Studley and I have a reciprocal agreement. One cooks and the other washes dishes. It works for us, and I usually win because when I cook I have a tendency to mess up every pot and pan in the entire kitchen. Then after dinner I sit back with a glass of wine and watch him work. It’s great fun.

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April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Tonight’s blog was fueled by a glass of 2005 Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon from Napa Valley. This is one of my favorite wines – velvety and smooth with flavors of blackberry, mocha and spice. At about $25 a bottle, it is better than many wines twice the cost. I found it at my new favorite wine place in Eagle. It’s called Seasons, and I already have my chosen seat.

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Tonight’s blog was fueled by a glass of 2005 Q Cabernet Sauvignon from Sonoma County. This rich, inexpensive wine is a pleasant staple to have on hand. It costs $18 a bottle, but this week Albertsons has it on sale for $11. You better stock up now for summer barbecues. Invite some buddies and kick back with grilled steaks, green salad, a platter of veggies and a glass (or two) of Q. Mmmmm, good!

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Midlife Cabernet: How to Avoid the Pending Doom of Civilization

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

If we only relied upon the gruesome stories and gloomy reports in the media, most of us would trade our good silver for canned goods and a case of wine and then escape to a private bunker in the wilderness. We have visions of becoming the leather-clad, weapon-wielding character of Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. But most of us could never bend over long enough to fix all the laces and latches on those boots!

Before you feel the pressure to exchange your designer purses for backpacks and trade the cutlery set for Bowie knives, try turning off the news, shutting down the alarmists web sites, and closing the negative magazines. Unplug and walk away from paranoid and exaggerated pessimism that seems to seep like a toxic sludge from every media outlet. Use that time to focus on and participate in all the positive activities in your community and country.

There are volunteer organizations that right now are helping kids learn to read, taking hot meals to lonely senior citizens, building homes for low income families, and assisting special needs children go to school. There are unsung heroes who bring casseroles to widows, donate blood to the local blood bank, and rock sick babies in intensive care. Others are writing inspiring books, composing valiant symphonies, and singing new songs of freedom.

These people don’t make the news. They don’t march in the streets or threaten lawsuits. But they walk among us sharing random acts of goodness. Every day. The next time you have the urge to give up on society and curse the darkness, light a candle and find a cause. And keep the silver.

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Not Your Mother’s Tea Party

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

There’s a saying about how a woman is like a tea bag – she doesn’t know how strong she is until she gets into hot water. I recently attended a tea party with a dozen really strong middle-aged women. We sat in a friend’s garden sipping tea from her mother’s ornate tea set. We all used to work for the same corporation and as our lives have evolved most of us are still jumping in and out of hot water when we should be lolling around on the patio receiving a massage from a bodybuilder named Thor.Linda was recently widowed after her husband died unexpectedly. Determined to take care of herself, she closed up their Arizona home and drove by herself back to Idaho. She arrived at 1:30 in the morning, only to discover she didn’t have the key to open the door. “It was always HIS job to do that!” she explained. Exhausted after the 13-hour drive, she did what any resourceful woman would do. She took a hammer and broke down the door. “It felt great!” she said. “I got rid of a lot of pain.”Sue described how she was petitioning the court for guardianship of her teenage granddaughter. “We were all set to enjoy our retirement,” she said. “Now we have a teenager in the house.” After listening to the circumstances, we agreed that we would take the same actions if faced with a similar situation. Molly announced that she was resigning from her job. After working for 34 years, she was planning her retirement. We toasted her with vanilla tea and poppyseed cake. A few women described the challenges of caring for a sick parent. We traded suggestions, anecdotes, and recommended care facilities. One woman was eagerly anticipating the birth of her first grandchild. The other grandmothers in the group all chimed in on the wonders of being a grandmother. Of course, we all pulled out photographs and declared that the world would be a better place because of our perfect progeny.Another woman told about being diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. We encouraged her to take care of herself and then we arm-wrestled her to remove the cookies from her reach.For over twenty years, we’ve shared the highs and lows of our interesting and varied lives. Sometimes it takes a cozy tea party in an elegant garden to renew our spirits before returning to the real world for the next challenge. As we left the party, we all vowed to carry a hammer, just in case we had to bust down a door.

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