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Midlife Cabernet: Sipping Around the Circle of Life

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Since ancient times, joyful people have shared wine to celebrate important events. I have enhanced that tradition. I’ll drink some fine wine if my hangnail heals.

My splendid son and delightful daughter-in-law are expecting a baby in September, so I’m sampling wines to commemorate the grand birthday. I believe that sipping and sharing an exquisite wine is a better tribute than shooting bullets into the sky or organizing a regional festival complete with marching bands, roasted pigs, and jumping castles.

After my daughter had her first baby, we shared a Quintessa Cabernet. It was a sobering decision to choose between wine and a week’s groceries, but the special occasion called for a superior wine. And, continuing my valuable bloodline certainly is cause for jubilation and excessive merriment! While the perfect little cherub nestled in her handmade basket swaddled in an organic blanket, her proud parents and I toasted her birth and savored our way through the Quintessa.

My serious research to find the best wine to welcome Baby Boo Nielsen will involve global strategy. I prefer bold Italian reds such as Amarone or Ripasso, but there are some excellent Malbecs from Argentina, Cabernets from France, and delicious Pinot Noirs from Oregon. Or, I could limit my search to Napa Valley because it’s close enough to drive home with several cases. (I’ve eliminated the cheaper option of getting a keg of Budweiser from the Silver Spur Saloon in Wendell.)

I recently found a nice wine from Idaho, a 2008 Snake River Valley Cabernet from Fraser Vineyard. It’s velvety and peppery, and it’s recommended by Ilene Dudunake, owner of A New Vintage Wine Shop at Eagle Road and Fairview. It sells for about $24, so I can purchase several bottles to share as I continue my intense market research.

Right now, Baby Boo is the same size as a grape. By the time he/she is the size of a potato, I hope to narrow the selection of celebration wines to a dozen choices. It’s a demanding task, but I’ll raise my waiting glass and power forward, knowing that the future brings laughing families, more celebrations, and another bundle of wonder who will crawl into my lap and say, “Tell me another story, Tutu.”

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Elaine’s Yuletide Limerick

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

There once was a jolly old soul.Giving gifts was his generous goal.So I waited all nightwith suspense and delight!All I got was a bucket of coal!So I screamed at the fat man in red,”A curse on your silly white head!I try to be nicethough I’m guilty of vice,can’t you just give me something instead?”Then ol’ Santa returned in a snit.And he said that my whining must quit.”You have lots of stuff,and enough is enough.So be grateful, you ignorant twit!”Alas, that dear Santa was right.I have not a cause for a fight.So not to be hateful,I’ll try to be grateful.Peace to all, and to all a good night!

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Tonight’s blog was fueled by a glass of Bruno’s Blend IV from Va Piano Vineyards in Columbia Valley, Washington. It’s a yummy blend of syrah, malbec, merlot, cabernet sauvignon, and cabernet franc with an elevated alcohol content of 14.2%. I discovered this excellent wine at a recent tasting party at Season’s Bistro. I must have really liked it because I bought a case for holiday giving to the 12 top-tier friends worth a $27 bottle.

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“Senior Female…any gift”

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Last week I ran into a community cafe to share a pot of tea and scones with a business associate. I stopped at a Christmas tree in the entryway and noticed the tags that listed gifts to be donated. An 8-year-old girl wanted a doll, a 10-year-old boy wanted some paints, a senior male wanted size 10 slippers. Three tags brought tears to my eyes: senior female…any gift. Somewhere near me lived some older women who only wanted a gift for Christmas, and it didn’t matter what it was. I returned later with three gifts, left them under the tree and whispered a blessing to the women. For my New Year’s Resolution, I’ve decided that I will think about these women throughout the year and try to be kinder, more loving, and less hectic. And I wish I could share some tea and scones with them.

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Tonight’s blog was fueled by a cheerful glass of 2006 Columbia Valley Buty, a rich blend of merlot and cabernet franc. It’s very difficult to stop with one glass, and it is the holidays, and I am leaving for a week, so I better just have another glass. It’s $38 a bottle, and I don’t want it to go bad while I’m away. Besides, if there is too much left over some greedy gremlins might sneak into the house and steal the wine, or the cold weather outside might make it evaporate, so there really is no excuse not to have some more. Cheers!

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

For the perfect way to celebrate a fresh year with unlimited potential and nowhere to go but up, try 2006 Cakebread Cellars Rubaiyat red wine from Napa Valley. Cakebread is one of my favorite wineries and the wine is worth donating a sliver of kidney to get. It’s about $32 a bottle and will make you want to get a second job to have the $100 bottle of Cakebread Cabernet. Rubaiyat was named for a verse from Omar Khayyam’s poem: A book of verses underneath the bough,A jug of wine, a loaf of bread -and thou beside meSinging in the wilderness -Oh, wilderness were paradise, enough!

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