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Midlife Cabernet: Where have all the Lyrics Gone?

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

If you need proof that we are doomed as a civilized society, just read the lyrics of the most popular songs. That will inspire you to give away your possessions to go live in the forest and wistfully play a flute beside a mountain stream.

At the risk of sounding like a crusty, crabby curmudgeon, I regretfully lament the disappearance of quality lyrics in pop culture. With apologies to Pete Seeger’s original song, I ask “Where have all the lyrics gone?” Over the past 50 years, we’ve digressed from “I want to hold your hand” to “If I eat you like a cannibal ain’t nothing to it gangsta rap made me do it.”

The Number One song of 1964 was You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling performed by the Righteous Brothers. The opening lyrics were poignant:

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips.”

One of the tops songs today is Drunk in Love performed by Beyoncé Knowles. Here are some of the lyrics in her top rated song:

We woke up in the kitchen saying “How in the hell did this sh#t happen?”

Nice.

And who wouldn’t be inspired by the creative words of Miley Cyrus singing in her pop tune We Can’t Stop:

To my home girls here with the big butts shaking it like we at a strip club.

Then there is the enchanted melody of HipHop/Rap music. The current number one song Fight the Power by Public Enemy offers this inspirational line:

I’m ready an’ hyped plus I’m amped most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamp.

Here’s the last awful lyric I can type without going blind. It’s from Lady Gaga’s “song” Beautiful, Dirty, Rich:

Beautiful and dirty dirty rich rich we’ve got a redlight pornographic dance fight systematic, honey but we got no money.

I enjoy music that was performed from the late 1960s through the 1980s. The top ten songs from 1980 feature the works of a wide diversity of artists: Blondie, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Bette Midler, Billy Joel, Queen, and Paul McCartney. I’ll play their music any day. Other personal favorites include Procol Harum, Moody Blues, UB40, Carole King, and Norah Jones. I also listen to the music of current singers such as Katy Perry and Adele, and I’m a sucker for the crooners, from Frank Sinatra to Josh Groban.

But before I am pressured to make that final decision to buy a flute and escape to the forest, I’ll head down the freeway playing my favorite music. The perfect driving song is Go West, originally by the Village People but perfected by the Pet Shop Boys. Here are some of the understandable lyrics:

Go West. Life is peaceful there. Go West. In the open air.

Go West. Baby you and me. Go West. This is our destiny.

Today’s blog was fueled by a 2011 Salentein Reserve Malbec from Argentina. The intense aroma of blueberries, violets, and vanilla makes your taste buds wake up and holler “Give me some!” But this is one wine that has a fabulous nose but disappoints with taste. I’ll go back to Cabernet. And good music.

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Tonight’s blog was fueled by a glass of 2001 Beaucanon Estate Trifecta from Napa Valley. It’s a fabulous fusion of cabernet sauvignon, merlot, and cabernet franc. It was a gift from my daughter and son-in-law, so I don’t know how much it cost, but it’s got a high-roller taste.

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Funny Family Feasting

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

So here’s my beautiful granddaughter happily munching on an avocado. I’m so delighted that she’s following in the family tradition of totally enjoying her food. Reminds me of my days as the pie-eating champion at the University of Idaho during the 1970 Turtle Derby Days.

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Today’s blog was fueled by a sumptuous glass of 2003 Zenato Ripassa from Valpolicella, Italy. I ordered this wine as a guest at the famous Davenport Hotel in Spokane, Washington. I’d give up an entree and dessert for this wine. It’s $40 dollars a bottle, but hey, I’m here alone and I’m thirsty.

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Lady Lobby Lizards

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Today I sat at a table in the lobby of the Davenport Hotel in Spokane sipping Ripassa wine and munching on Crab Louie salad. On business trips to Spokane, I never stay anywhere else. The Davenport is a magnificent hotel that opened in 1914, closed in 1985 and was renovated in 2000. Sitting in the grand and ornate lobby, I expect to hear the Glenn Miller Orchestra play “In the Mood” while sophisticated patrons mingle in chiffon gowns and top hats around the center fountain. The elegance of this hotel harkens back to a refined era that is not reflected in the modern-day Budget Inn.While I enjoy the grandeur of the past I also appreciate the reality of the present. I have traveled on business as a single female for over 30 thirty years. In the past, I was often seated in the back of the hotel restaurant as the pathetic loner and obvious loser. Waiters continually asked is I was waiting for someone, perhaps to offer hope to my solitude. Now I can confindently order a table for one and ask for the wine list and no one calls the authorities to haul me away. My 80-year-old widowed mother still refuses to go to a restaurant alone. My 29-year-old daughter has entered a restaurant in Spain and competently ordered a menu in Spanish. Progress, indeed.Here’s a short list of my favorite female-friendly places for Lady Lobby Lizards in the Northwest:1. Davenport Hotel, Spokane, Washington2. Coeur d’Alene Resort, Idaho3. Four Seasons Hotel, Seattle, Washington4. Chandlers Steakhouse Bar, Boise, Idaho5. Oba! Restaurant, Pearl District, Portland, Oregon

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Today’s Cabernet

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

Today’s blog was fueled by a glass of 2004 Dynamite Cabernet Sauvignon. This average, inexpensive wine makes me wonder if it’s worth the calories.

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