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Back-to-School Bonding with the Grandbabes

August 19, 2017 By Elaine Ambrose

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According to a recent study, $27 billion will be spent this fall on back-to-school clothes, supplies, and accessories for students from kindergarten through 12th grade. I do my best to help the economy and society by spending money and time with my splendid granddaughters.

Going back to school in the fall remains my favorite childhood memory. I usually had a new outfit, complete with black-and-white saddle shoes and white socks. Some years, I had new eyeglasses with rhinestones in the frames. From 4th grade through my senior year, I proudly toted an alto saxophone in a blue case because I played in the band, confirming my identity as a nerd. I anticipated each year would be the best one ever; an aspiration usually crushed by October, but I never gave up hope.

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I loved school and had perfect attendance from third grade through 12th grade. My family lived on a farm outside the village of Wendell, Idaho, population 1,000, and I knew from a young age that education was my ticket to adventure. I was correct.

After going into the world to seek self-reliance through the power of a regular paycheck, I married, had kids, and worked at various jobs. I continued the back-to-school celebration with my children, and shopping for new clothes became an important occasion, always ending at home with a festive fashion show. Our limited budget provided for a few sturdy outfits that were practical and big enough for “room to grow.” Fast forward another generation and I continue the tradition by taking my granddaughters on shopping dates to celebrate the new school year. The activity has become a favorite way to bond with each girl.

To arrange our shopping dates, we juggled schedules around soccer practices, gymnastics, craft projects, family vacations, and my appointments so I could enjoy several hours with each girl. We laughed and talked about school, friends, and where to shop. Each girl added a unique perspective, from the seven-year-old loudly singing “I Love Rock ‘n Roll” in a restaurant, to the pre-teen’s selection of an exotic, organic lotion, to the teen’s tales of a rambunctious slumber party with her soccer teammates.

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This year, I had shopping dates with four of my granddaughters. Sweetie Pie, age seven, has an attention span of five seconds, so I quickly gathered five outfits, ushered us into a large dressing room, and cajoled her into trying on the clothes. We avoided any problems with the promise of at least one blouse with ruffles. She exited the store playing an imaginary air guitar.

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Pumpkin, age 10, chose some cute outfits while seriously monitoring our budget. We have a running joke that she won’t like anything I choose, so I didn’t say yes or no. (Her mother had the same funny attitude at that age.) At lunch, she showed me how to download apps on my cell phone and create color-coded folders. She’s my personal IT assistant.

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The 12-year-old is a gymnast with a lean body, so finding clothes can be a challenge. She was delighted with jeans so tiny my arm wouldn’t fit inside and a shirt with shinny lettering that read, “Find Your Wild.” I don’t know what that means. She found a magical pendant made from white crystals, held it to the sunlight, and made a wish. Of course, she now owns it.

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The oldest grandbabe, age 15, still enjoys being with me. That’s probably because I have the credit card. But she’s delightful, articulate, and polite. She balances school activities, takes advanced placement courses, and maintains A grades. I think she should be cloned as a role model for teenage girls. And, I’ve never seen an eye-roll from her.

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Why would anyone buy poverty-chic clothes for teens?

I became an irritated curmudgeon while inspecting the fashions for teenage girls. The styles included jeans that were ripped and torn, rompers that barely covered the butt, and high-heeled shoes appropriate for a street-walker. The ragged pants priced at $33 bothered me the most because the “poverty chic” style demeans those who are genuinely poor. As a girl, my mother and her sisters wore dresses their mother made from flour sacks. As a growing boy, my father’s family didn’t have enough money to buy him shoes that fit. I refused to buy anything with even a hint of damage. Fortunately, my teenage grandbabe agreed.

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Red high-heeled shoes for teenagers: Running to class or dancing on a pole?

Grandparents know that the years fly by way too fast. I only have two more back-to-school shopping dates before the teenager graduates, and she probably won’t want me hanging around while she’s at college. In another generation, these splendid girls may take their own children shopping for school clothes. I hope the students, my great-grandchildren, believe it will be their best year ever.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #grandkids, #grandparents, #shopping, back-to-school, students

Midlife Cabernet: You Don’t Need to Shop ’til you Drop

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

While on a business trip, most women use their free time to (1) exercise in the hotel gym, (2) find the nearest wine bar, or (3) pretend they are comfortable browsing in Saks Fifth Avenue. I usually combine all three by jogging past Saks into the nearest establishment that offers a dry Cabernet.

On a recent visit to Phoenix, I stayed near an upscale mall, a place that according to the glossy brochure “pampers shoppers with a gardenlike ambiance.” Eager to feel pampered, I scurried over after my business appointment. I felt perky and confident meandering into the mall and mingling with sophisticated women toting Coach and Louis Vuitton and wearing those fancy shoes with the red souls.

I muttered out loud when I spied a Ralph Lauren store. I’d give a month’s salary to dress like the exquisite model in the RL ads, the tall, thin one with Rapunzel hair, boots to her thighs, and chiseled features who lounged with a bevy of beautiful people in a pristine meadow beside magnificent horses. I sashayed into the store and was drawn to a lovely sweater that actually cost a month’s salary. That wouldn’t leave me any money for the jeans and boots, so I sauntered back out.

Next came Saks Fifth Avenue.

I grew up on a farm outside of Wendell, Idaho, population 1,000. The village had one general store called Simerly’s with a slogan that said, “If we don’t have it, you don’t need it.” Saks did not have this slogan on their ornate entrance. I went in anyway and immediately felt my confidence drain like air fizzling from a pricked balloon. My inner child begged to leave and find a store with more practical items such as a clown nose and a whoopee cushion.

I meandered about, trying to emulate the nonchalant attitude of the other shoppers but those astute sales women could detect an imposter from 100 yards. They were almost haughty in their demeanor and I sensed that they were laughing at me. “Go back to the farm, Sweetie. You don’t belong here. And take last year’s purse with you.”

Most of us enjoy a little retail therapy, and we work so we have money to purchase items that we want and need. I believe in free enterprise and in the economic principles of supply and demand. Louis Vuitton wouldn’t make $10,000 purses if they didn’t have customers who could buy them. I also believe it’s better to pay a down payment on a house instead of a purse, but that’s just me.

In Saks, there was a special room just for Coach purses. They didn’t have price tags but you know when a bag is encased in a lighted and locked glass display box that it will cost more than your car. The elegant woman behind the counter smiled politely but didn’t offer to show me anything. It was as if she suspected I still had manure on my shoes and my pick up truck was double-parked behind the feed store.

I finally left without buying anything, mainly because I didn’t want to spend the monthly mortgage on a pair of shoes that consisted of two inches of leather and mocked my ability to stand upright on four-inch heels. Next door I found a cute coffee shop that sold cupcakes with an amazing concept: they were split in the middle with a cream filling spread between the layers and not on the top. I sat outside and enjoyed my $20 latte and cupcake while I watched the people.

Every now and then I spied a few kindred souls emerging sack-less from Saks.

Without needing a mall directory, they would disappear into the shop and emerge with coffee and a sweet treat. Then they would find a bench and pretend to be pampered in the gardenlike ambiance. We all were poignant actors in our own morality play, trading Burberry for blueberry and Fendi for frosting. But we chose to savor the experience with every bite. We’ll probably never live nor look like women who patronize the luxury stores, but we are best friends with the cupcake maker. She had it, and we needed it.

Today’s blog is fueled by a 2009 La Creme Pinot Noir from Sonoma Coast. It’s not very bold, but it’s light enough to carry in your purse.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #Phoenix, #retail therapy, #shopping

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