Fart Blog Featured on Huffington Post

  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/elaine-ambrose/dont-fart-during-an-mri_b_6044578.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy&ir=Comedy   October 27, 2014   FEATURED BLOG POSTS   Don’t Fart During an MRI I share this true but pathetic story to commiserate with other tortured souls who relentlessly endure and survive extreme humiliation. We’re a group of accident-prone fools who regularly trigger embarrassing situations that would permanently traumatize a normal person. Elaine […]

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A Love Note to my Internet Trolls

  As a syndicated blogger, I’m accustomed to receiving unsolicited remarks about my posts on various social media websites. Regular readers know I write humor targeted to middle-aged women, and they anticipate a certain level of sassy irreverence. It’s a role I enjoy, mainly because I can write from home while wearing pajamas and sipping […]

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If My Mother Died Today

I love my mother. But if she passed away today I would be thankful. That doesn’t make me a heartless, horrible daughter; I only want her to be free from earthly constraints and permanent disability. She has lived in a nursing home for more than five years. After suffering from serious car wrecks, numerous falls […]

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Knocked Down and Laid Up

For the past six weeks, I’ve followed a rigorous ritual every morning: I strap on a knee brace, grimace in pain, swear, and then hobble to the kitchen for coffee because it’s too early for booze. I’m in pain because I have a torn meniscus over a cracked bone in my knee and open, festering […]

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Please Join us for “A Taste of Humor”

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-taste-of-humor-tickets-13641495079 A Taste of Humor Mill Park Publishing Friday, November 21, 2014 from 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM (MST) Copy and click on the link to order tickets for this fun event at Olive and Vyne in Eagle. Join local author Elaine Ambrose for a humorous reading from her award-winning book Midlife Cabernet.       Publishers Weekly wrote […]

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Small Print Makes us See Red

Here is a clear plea, written in legible 12-point type, from middle-aged women to package designers. Increase the size of the print on your products because our eyesight is weaker, our patience is shorter, and our brand loyalty is volatile. Give us big type or skip the hype because we’re not buying it anymore. There […]

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Join us for “A Taste of Humor” on Nov. 21

https://atasteofhumor.eventbrite.com Here’s the link to the Eventbrite registration form for our fun event on November  21 at Olive and Vyne, 600 South Rivershore Lane in Eagle. The party starts at 6:30 pm! Join local author Elaine Ambrose for a humorous reading from her award-winning book Midlife Cabernet.       Publishers Weekly wrote that the book is “laugh-out-loud funny.” […]

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