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Falling off the 2018 Merry-Go-Round

December 31, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

2018 was a year of adventure, stress, and writing achievements. I’m looking forward to a quieter year of positive opportunities to balance the roller-coaster events of the past 12 months.

In January, we returned to the secluded, non-commercial golf resort of Villa del Palmar Loreto on the east coast of the Baja Peninsula. This private nature preserve doesn’t allow cruise ships, motor boats, or jet skis, so it’s quiet and peaceful. The golf course is spectacular with dramatic views of Danzante Bay.

In March, we escaped to Arizona to get out of the cold weather in Eagle, Idaho. I traveled to the University of Idaho in Moscow to initiate the Ambrose Storytelling Endowment. I established the endowment in honor of my late brother George, and the program includes an annual workshop, a faculty stipend, and a student cash award.

In April, I traveled to Dayton, Ohio to the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop to reconnect with my tribe. I was one of 40 Erma authors to have humorous stories published in an anthology titled, Laugh Out Loud.

I was a speaker at the Boise “Storyfort” program and at the McCall Arts Story Night. I spoke for several writing workshops connected with the Idaho Writers Guild, and returned to my hometown to speak at Wendell High School.

At the end of April, I had the privilege to return to Ireland with the Wayfinding Women tour. A group of women stayed in a castle and in cottages by the sea. We hiked the Burren, lunched at a tea house, strolled through the extensive Powerscourt Gardens, and toured the sacred Hill of Tara. We listened to visiting lecturers talk about Celtic Goddesses, the Divine Feminine, and historic fairy tales. I stayed in Dublin for two days after the tour to visit the cathedrals, see the Book of Kells in Trinity College, and find the Temple Bar. I felt invigorated as I navigated the travel arrangements by myself.

2018 was a year to accomplish writing goals. I finished the manuscript for my memoir Frozen Dinners and submitted it to Brown Books Publishing Group. Two of my children’s books received national writing awards.

Gators & Taters – A Week of Bedtime Stories won the 2018 Distinguished Favorite Award for Children’s Fiction from the Independent Press Awards. Thousands of books were submitted for the honor, but apparently the judges couldn’t resist the narrative rhythm of the imaginative stories. The Independent Press Award recognizes and honors independent publishers and authors and assists them gain more attention and to better purvey their content to a larger audience.

The annual Moonbeam Children’s Book Awards contest announced this year’s medal-winning books “in recognition of exemplary children’s books and their creators, and to celebrate children’s life-long reading.” The Silver Medal was awarded to The Magic Potato – La Papa Mágica – Story Book in English and Spanish.


In June, I returned to Ohio for the conference of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. For the second year in a row, I received a writing award for humor for my blog posts. I received the award from Pulitzer Prize Winning Columnist Connie Schultz (left) and NSNC President Lisa Smith Molinari.

In August, we returned to McCall to golf and boat around the lake. Then at the end of August, we made a sudden life-changing decision: we decided to move.

We found a house on the third fairway of Spurwing Gold Resort in Meridian. I put the Eagle house on the market and it sold in 31 days. I put the cabin on the market and it sold two months later. We scrambled to move out of two full houses into one. We survived an extensive remodeling project on the new house: two colors of paint on the walls and ceilings, new carpet, new window coverings, and 1,500-square-feet of wood flooring. There were numerous problems with plumbing, water damage, and the well, but we hired excellent workers to get everything fixed.


In September, we hosted the annual birthday/anniversary party at our house. Professional cowboy poet and musician Ernie Sites entertained about 60 guests.

In October, I hosted 12 family members to the touring production of “Lion King.”

In the middle of the fall remodeling project, I traveled to Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri to speak at the farm bureau state convention.
Then I organized the premiere party for my memoir at Telaya Winery. Looking back, I don’t know how we did it all.

We hosted Thanksgiving dinner for the family in our new home, and we enjoyed a busy Christmas season. For the 40th year in a row, I fixed prime rib for Christmas Eve.

So, the year is ending, and I’m still standing. I intend to write another book in 2019 to complete the midlife humor trilogy. As always, my goal is to get in shape and be healthier. I’ll try to reduce the amount of wine consumption. Maybe. I’m grateful for a loving and fun partner, a devoted son and his family, and for the many friends we have in our new community. 2019 will be splendid.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #amwriting, 2018, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, Frozen Dinners, Idaho Writers Guild, Ireland, journal, Loreto Mexico, move, National Society of Newspaper Columnists, Wayfinding Women, writing

Join Me for this Free Online Audio Event for Midlife Women

December 27, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

Midlife can absolutely be some of the BEST years of your life. Join me for “The Magnificent Midlife Woman: How to Feel Fabulous in Your Skin, Your Body, and Your Life When You’re 40+.” Follow this link for details about how to register for the series.

I’ll be interviewed on Thursday, January 31. The entire series runs January 10th through February 4th. I’ll be offering a free eBook of my new book, Frozen Dinners – A Memoir of a Fractured Family. After the interview, the link for the free eBook will be posted on my website www.elaineambrose.com.

They say that with age comes wisdom… That may be true, but maybe you’ve noticed that age also brought a few uninvited guests to the party. Have you become aware of changes in your body the last few years? If so, then you need to hear an interview I’m doing with my friend and colleague Sheree Clark from Fork in the Road. Sheree is interviewing more than two dozen accomplished healthy living experts. She’s compiling the interviews in a FREE online audio event called.The Magnificent Midlife Woman: How to Feel Fabulous in Your Skin, Your Body, and Your Life When You’re 40+.

Often, when you’re at a fork in the road, one simple well-timed suggestion or idea can cause a major shift—the one that leads to your breakthrough. Just Click Here To Claim Your FREE Spot! Free Interview Series. Sheree has a way of bringing out the best in all of the people she talks with, and you definitely want to be there.

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“Frozen Dinners” Described as Poetic, Heartbreaking, and Tense

December 27, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

Ambrose Trucking, 1952

Foreword Reviews published a recent national review of the memoir Frozen Dinners – a Memoir of a Fractured Family and provided new insight into the book.

“Illustrative prose brings the anecdotes to life, describing the Idaho landscape and muddy potato farms with poetic imagery.”

“…a heartbreaking memoir.”

“Elaine Ambrose’s tense memoir, Frozen Dinners … paints a complex portrait of a twentieth-century western family.”

The memoir is receiving 5-Star Reviews from online sites including Amazon Reviews and Goodreads. Here is one 5-Star Review:

Elaine Ambrose is a skilled humorist, but also a trained journalist, an essayist and experienced poet. I was eager to see how she would bring her voice to the complicated story of her family. The book is full of vivid descriptions of Idaho’s natural beauty, small-town family life, and the way that agriculture defines culture in towns and cities across our great nation.

The book has the precision of Elaine’s journalistic background mixed with the prose of a poet. It’s beautiful, but I think some readers may miss the artistry of this juxtaposition. If you allow yourself to fall into the story, you will be cheering on the Ambrose family, and shaking your head (or fist) as the story unfolds. Never one to back away from the difficult, Elaine lays bare the emotional and physical pain of her childhood as the only daughter of a wildly successful (and very frugal) businessman and his loving wife. The emotional chill of the home is matched by Elaine’s brisk prose, which relaxes into lush descriptions when Elaine-as-a-girl is alone and in nature while her brothers spend time with their father. Little Elaine grows up, and the story of the family’s fracture when the children become adults unfolds from there.

Read this for a glimpse into Idaho’s beautiful landscape, into lives well-lived, one family’s rise through smarts and grit and sweat and determination. Read it because it’s a great American story.”

The book is available in paperback and eBook format. Order from local bookstores or online.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #memoir, amazon, dysfunctional family, Foreword Reviews, Frozen Dinners, Goodreads, Idaho, trucking, tv dinners

Forget the Elf! Find Myself on Your Shelf!

November 30, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

‘Tis the season to give lasting gifts, so stock the stockings with award-winning books from Idaho bestselling author Elaine Ambrose. Save a few for yourself! Shop local and order books from local bookstores. If they can’t secure books, find them online.

The new memoir, Frozen Dinners – A Memoir of a Fractured Family, debuted in November and has received 5-star reviews. It’s available from local bookstores, online, and from the author in hardcover and eBook formats.

 

 

Four other books by Ambrose have won professional praise and six national writing awards in the past four years.

 

   

Midlife Happy Hour – Our Reward for Surviving Careers, Kids, and Chaos

  • Finalist for INDIES Book of the Year Award for Humor
  • Independent Press Award – Distinguished Favorite – Humor
  • Independent Press Award – Winner – Midlife
  • 5-Star Review from Foreword Reviews

 


Midlife Cabernet – Life, Love, and Laughter After Fifty

  • “Laugh-out-Loud Funny”- Publishers Weekly
  • “Erma Bombeck” – Foreword Reviews
  • Silver Medal for Humor from the Independent Publisher Book Awards (IPPY)

 

Gators & Taters – A Week of Bedtime Stories

  • 2018 “Distinguished Favorite” for Children’s Literature from the Independent Press Awards
  • One of 50 Children’s Books Selected for Bowker’s National Recommended Reading List

 

The Magic Potato – La Papa Mágica 

  • 2018 Silver Medal Winner from the Moonbeam Children’s Book Awards for Children’s Literature
  • Adopted by the Idaho State Board of Education for the statewide curriculum.

 

For those in the Boise area, Ambrose is available to autograph and personalize her books. She prefers to meet at The Club at Spurwing with books and can include a holiday hot toddy.

But wait! There are more books and anthologies to view for your reading pleasure. For additional information about the author’s books, blogs, and events, see her website at www.ElaineAmbrose.com.

     

 

 

       

Filed Under: blog, books Tagged With: #amwriting, #humor, #memoir, #midlife, #Moonbeam Children's Book Award, Independent Press Awards, INDIES Book of the Year

Free eBook of “Frozen Dinners” Available on “The Magnificent Midlife Woman”

November 9, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

Follow this link for details about how to register for the series and to hear my interview on January 31st.

Midlife can absolutely be some of the BEST years of your life. Join me for “The Magnificent Midlife Woman: How to Feel Fabulous in Your Skin, Your Body, and Your Life When You’re 40+.”

I’ll be interviewed on Thursday, January 31. The entire series runs January 10th through February 4th. I’ll be offering a free eBook of my new book, Frozen Dinners – A Memoir of a Fractured Family. After the interview, you will be able to download the free eBook from a link on this website.

Filed Under: blog, books, events Tagged With: free eBook, Frozen Dinners, Magnificent Midlife Women, Sheree Clark

Papergirl Poet: The Town Crier

October 10, 2018 By Elaine Ambrose

On my daily paper route, I rode a similar bike with bags for newspapers.

 

At age twelve, I had a newspaper route and rode my one-speed bicycle every day to deliver The Twin Falls Times-News to seventy customers around the village of Wendell, Idaho. The Old Folks Manor was on my route. I remember dashing in with the papers and seeing the elderly people sleeping in their chairs. The ones who were awake begged me to stay and talk.

“Hey, Missy,” said a man everyone called Shorty. “Why don’t you stop and chat. Did I tell you about the farm I had?”

“I can’t stop today, Shorty. I need to finish my route. Some day you can tell me about it.”

“Are you coming tomorrow?” asked a toothless woman with wispy patches of hair on her head. “Can you bring me some milk?”

I stopped and placed the newspaper in her lap. “Sorry, June, I can’t carry milk on my bike.”

I always hurried out the door and continued my route. I returned, forty years later, when my mother lived there for a few months. The sights, sounds, and smells remained the same.

I often think about my newspaper route with ambivalent feelings. The experience taught me a productive work ethic and reinforced my social skills; however, I struggled with weather issues, fierce dogs, and constraints on my time that prevented other activities. I remain afraid of dogs after being chased and bitten countless times. In my upcoming memoir, Frozen Dinners, I include several original poems. For an assignment in a college creative writing class, I wrote a poem about being a newspaper girl. It’s titled “1964 Town Crier.”

1964 Town Crier

Ragged, rhythmic clouds of breath escape  from my mouth

as I push my burdened bicycle over  the patches of frozen snow.

Frost fills my nostrils and hardens  wayward hair

poking beneath my knit hat like spikes of rigid spider legs.

The only sounds on this dark  moonless morning

come from the rustle of my frozen pant legs

and my boots squeaking and crunching through  the crusty layers.

I know every house on my paper route,  so I keep my head down

in a futile attempt to ignore the bitter winds  that slice through my coat.

Take a newspaper from the bag, slap it into  a roll, stick it into the can, keep going.

I’m 12 years old, and I’m outside in the brutal 

Idaho winter at 5:30 am to deliver 70 newspapers. 

Every day. By myself.

My fingers hurt. Snot freezes on my lip. 

A dog growls but doesn’t leave its shelter. Crunch. Breathe.

My bag becomes lighter as  a sliver of daylight emerges through the dark.

I arrive home, and my father sits to read the newspaper

while my mother hands me hot cocoa with marshmallows

happily bobbing and melting on top.

My aching hands circle the mug, and I lean over

so the steam can warm my face.

Silent tears roll down red cheeks.

I am the Messenger. I am the Town Crier.

 

The premiere party for Frozen Dinners – A Memoir of a Fractured Family is Thursday, November 8 at Telaya Winery. Guests can receive autographed copies, custom cedar bookmarks, prizes, and TV dinner food.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #memoir, fear of dogs, Frozen Dinners, newspaper route, Twin Falls Times-News

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