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Finding Rhythm: 80 Songs in 80 Days

October 22, 2021 By Elaine Ambrose

I was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy heart disease after suffering a heart attack in June. Surgery in July plus several prescribed medications have improved the function of my heart, but I continue to experience shortness of breath. I can’t walk or talk very long, and I’ve had to cancel speaking gigs and postpone a few scheduled webinars for my writing workshops. I can do one thing: play piano.

 

I started playing piano music to stimulate regular heartbeats and to share music. My elaborate recording studio consists of my iPad on a stool on a bench. I played the first song on August 1 and posted it to my Facebook account.

Requests started to come, and I kept playing. Most of the songs were my favorites, but there were a few new ones: I had never heard “One Little Candle,” but now I love the song. The most difficult requests to play were “Stairway to Heaven,” “You Must Love Me,” and “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

I wrote a synopsis for each request and enjoyed using various props, artwork, and outfits to go with each song. My hair changed color three times since August, going from brunette to blonde to “pewter.” Pewter sounds so much better than “gray.”

 

As I played each song, I imagined the person sitting in my piano room and listening to me play the requested song. I’m alone most of the time, so the experience was welcomed. My breathing has improved with the regular practicing and playing, and my weak heart is healing and full of joy.

I’m taking a break after playing 80 songs in 80 days. I’ll play and post more songs as Christmas gets closer. Who can resist some festive holiday music? I intend to keep the music playing as long as possible and share the healing harmony.

Here is the list of 80 songs:

August 1 – “If I Loved You”

August 2 – “His Eye Is On the Sparrow”

August 3 – “Born Free”

August 5 – “Hallelujah Chorus”

August 6 – “Moonlight Sonata”

August 10 – “Danny Boy”

August 11 – “Ode to Joy”

August 12 – “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

August 13 – “Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus”

August 14 – “River Flows in You”

August 15 – “The Old Rugged Cross”

August 16 – “Bushel and a Peck”

August 17 – “Unchained Melody”

August 18 – “God Bless the USA”

August 19 – “Waltz Across Texas”

August 20 – “In the Garden”

August 21 – “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”

August 21 – “Morning has Broken”

August 22 – “How Great Thou Art”

August 23 – “You’ve Got a Friend”

August 24 – “When Blue Moon Turns to Gold Again”

August 25 – “What a Wonderful World”

August 26 – “Let it Be”

August 27 – “The Marine’s Hymn”

August 28 – “Blessed Assurance”

August 29 – “You’ll Never Walk Alone”

August 30 – “The Entertainer”

August 31 – “Stairway to Heaven”

September 1 – “The Highwayman”

September 2 – “It is Well with my Soul”

September 3 – “For You”

September 4 – “Walk Away Renee”

September 5 – “All Things Bright and Beautiful”

September 6 – “Shallow”

September 7 – “Golden Slumbers”

September 8 – “Happy Birthday” (Not counted in total)

September 8 – “Moon River”

September 9 – “Somewhere Out There”

September 10 – “Moonlight in Vermont”

September 11 – “Watermark”

September 12 – “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”

September 13 – Theme Song from “The Midnight Cowboy”

September 14 – “The Falling Leaves”

September 15 – “The 12th of Never”

September 16 – “You Must Love Me”

September 17 – “The Star-Spangled Banner”

September 18 – “Could it Be Magic?”

September 19 – “Time in a Bottle”

September 20- “Last Date”

September 21 – “Here We Have Idaho”

September 22 – “Tapestry”

September 23 – “In the Mood”

September 24 – Theme Song from “The Summer of ‘42”

September 25 – “One Little Candle”

September 26 – “Bringing in the Sheaves”

September 27 – “Sittin’ On the Dock of the Bay”

September 28 – “Danger Zone”

September 29 – “Piano Man”

September 30 – “Take My Breath Away”

October 1 – “Battle Hymn of the Republic”

October 2 – “As Time Goes By”

October 3 – “Amazing Grace”

October 4 – “A Woman in Love”

October 5 – “Born to be Wild”

October 6 – “Some Enchanted Evening”

October 7 – “Nocturne” from “Secret Garden”

October 8 – “In the Garden”

October 9 – “I Dreamed a Dream”

October 10 – “His Eye Is on the Sparrow”

October 11 – “Fields of Gold”

October 12 – “Berceuse”

October 13 – “In the Arms of the Angel”

October 14 – “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter”

October 15 – “I Talk to the Trees”

October 16 – “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah”

October 17 – “He’s Got the Whole World”

October 18 – “Bohemian Rhapsody”

October 19 – “The Enchanted Garden”

October 20 – “The Music of the Night”

October 21 – “You’re My Home”

October 22 – “All I Ask of You”

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When the Soloist Can’t Sing

August 31, 2021 By Elaine Ambrose

 

Singing at my cousin’s wedding with my best peasant dress, a guitar from Sears, and hair teased enough to hide packages of candy.

During my twenties and thirties, I sang at weddings, funerals, and assorted karaoke events with equal enthusiasm. My most requested song was “The Lord’s Prayer,” and I finessed the perfect ending:

The last line of the song is, For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Amen. I sang the words in a crescendo until I reached the high note on the second syllable of “forever” and held the note long and loud until the audience squirmed. Then using the same breath, I slid down the scale to hit the note on the third syllable, saying “vah” instead of the hard “r” sound. I took a breath and sang “Amen” using vibrato with the passion of a celestial choir.

My imaginary celestial choir.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can’t do that anymore.


I was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy heart disease after a heart attack in June resulted in an echocardiogram followed with angiogram surgery in July. I’m taking eight medications, but I still can’t catch my breath, so a myocardial MRI is scheduled in a few weeks. Because of my broken heart, I can’t sing four words without stopping.

I loved to sing. At the University of Idaho, I was selected for the Jazz Choir and the Vandaleer Concert Choir. In 1971, the Vandaleers toured Europe and sang in old cathedrals in six countries. Most of the students had never been out of the USA, and a few hadn’t left the state. When the airplane took off from Heathrow Airport in London to return home, I began sobbing and couldn’t stop. The adventure changed my life, and my goal was to travel the world with a song in my heart.

I was fortunate to travel through the next few decades, and I kept singing. When my two children were born, my repertoire included favorite lullabies such as “I Love You a Bushel and a Peck” and “Momma’s Gonna Buy You a Mocking Bird.” I made up several songs, and their favorites were “Teeny Tiny Baby Boo” and “Two Kids on My Lap.” I sang around the house, and my five-year-old son would sing along with me for part of the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel’s Messiah.

And the glory, the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all nations shall see it together: for the mouth of the Lord hath spoken it.

Because I played and sang the soundtrack from “Les Miserables” so many times, my daughter could sing the entire score by the time she was 11 years old. The touring company was years away from traveling to Idaho, so I took her to Chicago to see a live performance. That was the first of many journeys to see various musical productions.

Over the last few years, my singing was limited to lullabies with my grandchildren. I also sang in the shower and when driving alone. I couldn’t reach the high notes but managed to fake the melodies. The heart attack has taken away an important part of my life, and I don’t know if I’ll ever sing again.

To keep the music playing, I started to play songs on the piano and asked for requests on my Facebook account. So far, I’ve played more than 25 requests, adding costumes and decorations for each song. Requests range from patriotic to  spiritual to silly to entertaining. I believe I’m helping to heal my broken heart by giving music to others. This is a harmonious strategy to keep my heart beating in rhythm while sharing songs. And the people said, “Amen,” with vibrato.

Hymns are the most requested songs.
Playing “The Entertainer” because I am.
Playing requests for patriotic songs.
Playing “I Love You a Bushel and a Peck” for the kids and grandkids.

 

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #cardiomyopathy, #chorus, #facebook, #heart, #lullabies, #musicals, #piano, sing

My Friends were Possessed after the Election

January 25, 2017 By Elaine Ambrose

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My colorful, creative collection of friends consists of liberals, conservatives, assorted thespians, some town criers, recovering journalists, and a few agnostics. I enjoy our online conversations, and we usually resolve any issues with a virtual toast of wine and some salacious jokes. But after the national presidential election, all hell broke loose on social media when anyone commented for or against the results. Several times, I had to scrape the manure off my eyeballs and go take a shower.

The rancorous election turned some of my funny, positive, middle-aged friends and associates into hate-spewing demons who threatened eternal damnation to anyone with an opposing opinion. Because I’m too old and chubby to fight, I decided to offer some innocuous images that made social media popular: photos of funny animals. Just for extra fun, I added exact quotes from some of the more vitriolic comments. I didn’t include the profane remarks because we’ve all seen them and choose not to see them again.

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The most popular demand was, “Unfriend me now!” I assume the friend had the power to quietly unfriend me, but it was more dramatic to make a statement on the Internet. I think this funny horse doesn’t care, and neither do I.

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Sometimes the comments are ugly and intended to hurt. My friend received this retort on Facebook after she dared to post a non-threatening remark. She is a sweet, funny grandmother and couldn’t understand why anyone would be so mean. Bless her heart.

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Frankly, some of us are getting tired of the unjustified and untrue name-calling. Just look at this cuddly little hamster. She just wants to play and wiggle. Be like that.

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Another friend received this “Shame on you!!!!” comment on her Facebook page. She’s the one who received the most exclamation marks of all the retorts because people were blatantly mad about her opinions. This laughing bulldog thinks humans are weird.

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I received a message instructing me not to get smug after I wrote something positive and negative about each candidate. My accused smugness could have been applied to either or neither. It was all too confusing.

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This exaggerated message was sent to my friend, the sweet grandmother. She didn’t know how she could possibly torture anyone, let alone dismantle their family. She decided to delete her post and go back to sharing photographs of flowers and kittens. She wonders how things got so offensive. Her left eye is still twitching.

After the dust settles and we all go back to breathing without exhaling steam, we can tiptoe back onto social media and be midlife friends again. I miss our online chats about empty nests, full schedules, tight budgets, and loose skin. We’ll get more involved in the political process so we can endorse better candidates in the future, and we’ll work together to help instead of hurt each other. I want to laugh again. We can’t allow the animals to have all the fun.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #facebook, #humor, #social media, anger, election, unfriend

Midlife Cabernet – Sucked into the Sewer of Political Pomposity

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

One of the many advantages of living in the last third of life is that I don’t accept crap from anyone. I wasted valuable time during my thirties and forties posing as a pleaser, forever scampering around to ensure that everyone was happy while concurrently fighting manic hormones that were yelling at me to break something. Now, like a fine wine aged to perfection, I just don’t give a rip.

Facebook periodically presents a trap that I fall into if I’m not vigilant about keeping my comments sassy and humorous. Earlier this week, an associate who just happens to be a politician made a comment on Facebook. I added a factual statement that provided an alternative opinion. Holy Hot Flash! Suddenly, strangers wrote comments suggesting that I was stupid and wrong. One challenged me by name to check my facts. Another threw in an entire paragraph of questions and demanded that I answer them. These hostile comments received “like” comments from other strangers who don’t know me.

Of course, feeling threatened, defensive, and unjustly attacked, I wrote and posted an excellent rebuttal that factually substantiated my original post. Then I waited. No one “liked” my rebuttal. Obviously, nobody wanted an intelligent debate. Sigh. So, I decided, once again, that it is impossible for some groups to engage in civil discourse and show tolerance for diversity of opinion. I removed all my posts to this person, un-friended the one person I knew who “liked” the attacks on me, and placed a hammer on my desk. I taped a note on the hammer that reads: “Use this to hit head instead of making another political comment on Facebook.”

Now that I’m liberated from being sucked into the verbal sewage of political pomposity, I am free to open a bottle of 2008 Alexander Valley Cabernet Sauvignon. This delightful wine combines a tasty blend of Cabernet, Merlot, Cabernet Franc, Malbec, and Petit Verdot, and is available at Seasons Wine Bar in Eagle for around $40. It’s my fabulous, mature choice to sip good wine instead of argue with strangers.

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Midlife Cabernet: More Baby Boomers than Teens “Like” Facebook

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

A new report by iStrategy Labs indicates that teenagers are leaving Facebook while there is an 80% surge in users with an age of 55 or above. That’s okay with me. I can quickly scroll through postings about the latest “OMG!” teenage angst of the day, even though I roll my eyes at teens slobbering over Justin Bieber and I’m perplexed by the constant incorrect use of your and you’re. Doesn’t anyone take English 101?

I know my younger friends don’t read my blog “Midlife Cabernet” and I don’t read their teenage nonsense. I do enjoy following their antics with their families because I usually know their parents or grandparents. It’s like a friendly community picnic without the slimy, green gelatin salad or pesky flies.

I welcome more middle-aged people joining Facebook because I’ve found long-lost friends and relatives who still want to be my friend. “Remember me?” is like a hug from the past. I can troll their pages and catch up with their lives, and it’s more convenient than sifting through the biographies in the class reunion booklets. Plus, we don’t need the pressure to update our contact list or antiquated Rolodex files.

The Facebook study also revealed a 65% increase in college alumni. It’s a great method for contacting former collegians who knew each other during a pivotal time in their lives. Yes, we still have our Carole King Tapestry album, and no, we never ran away with that mysterious guru from India. We’re totally grateful that we didn’t have the Internet and Facebook when we were in college because there are some wicked photos that could have damaged future job interviews and relations with in-laws.

Through Facebook, we can prove we didn’t become a lonely goat herder in a foreign country because now we have an identity, a computer, and we know how to use the Internet. And we didn’t need to rent those smiling faces to pose as our real spouses, children, and grandchildren. Most middle-aged people are mature enough to know that if we don’t click “like” on a message that doesn’t mean we don’t like them. We’re over that junior high stuff.

The study claimed that teenagers are leaving Facebook because they want privacy from their parents and relatives. However, 71% of adults who use the Internet also use Facebook. With 1.2 billion monthly users, there’s still a good chance for an inclusive mix of all ages. And we older folks know a key statistic that the teens ignore: some day they will be old, too. And their kids will demand to have their own space, and we don’t need a fancy study to tell us those facts. But it does make us smile enough to show off our well-earned laugh lines.

Today’s blog is fueled by a 2011 Decoy red wine from the fabulous Duckhorn Wine Company in Napa County, California. This yummy wine is available at Crush Wine Bar in Eagle, but not for teenagers. That’s one more major advantage to being older.

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Midlife Cabernet: It’s Civil Discourse, Stupid

April 21, 2014 By Elaine Ambrose

My friends include conservatives, liberals, Christians, agnostics, and even some confused horticulturalists. Their diversity of opinions creates a rich and lively stew of beliefs, and I enjoy the debate. Two of my best friends hold opposite political views from mine, but we respect each other’s attitudes, even though I’m right.

I’ve always read letters to the editor in the newspaper and now I scan online comments on various publications and blogs. Over the past few years, the anonymous posts have digressed from snarky to absolutely vile. I imagine some loser hunkered over a dingy computer writing “Die, you ugly moron!” and hitting the send button. Then what? Do they chuckle at the power to prove their uselessness to society?

In 1869, Charles Darwin wrote Origin of the Species and included the phrase “survival of the fittest” to argue that species adapt by natural selection with the best suited mutations becoming dominant. Since then, some tragic trick of nature reversed that theory as more people force their ignorance, hostility, and intolerance upon the rest of us. It’s difficult to celebrate diversity when the discourse is uncivil and the survivors are unfit.

Facebook provides a glimpse into the lives of my friends and associates. Sometimes I offer an opinion on provocative posts, but I usually appreciate other’s opinions and move to another conversation. And, I would rather hit my head with a hammer than get into a political debate. No one’s mind is changed and it’s a waste of time. Another fact to remember: An Internet post is there forever.

Recently I experienced an emotional event as my mother suffered a stroke. She was given 72 hours to live, and it was my obligation to prepare her funeral arrangements. Facebook provided a way to reach out to friends because I was alone during this ordeal. When I couldn’t sleep at night, I read the responses and they provided comfort like a long-distance hug.

The encouraging words came from people with opposite political and religious beliefs. For the moment, all the rhetoric didn’t matter as they reached out with genuine compassion. We always can intelligently disagree another day.

My mother miraculous survived, and again I turned to Facebook to share the news. Responses were supportive, and we all got on with our lives. Now, if we could teach this productive and positive example to the bickering, ineffective members of Congress, we might be able to save the country from impending doom.

Today’s blog is fueled by a 2009 Joseph Phelps Cabernet Sauvignon from Napa Valley. A friend brought it over to share because that’s what friends do.

Filed Under: blog Tagged With: #Charles Darwin, #civil discourse, #facebook, #politics

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